Film · 2026

Mr. Planets Make Love

Earth and Mars get it on!

Earth and Mars videoconference. Both planets are depicted as young men. Earth says, "I think my scrotal hair represents atrocities committed by United States during the Vietnam War." This signifies the U.S. military's massive aerial spraying of herbicides, called Agent Orange, tainted with a highly toxic dioxin, a long-lived chemical linked to many human health problems. Perhaps Earth tells Mars that it has become unliveable. Mars says, "I think my morning wood represents all the dreams I can't remember." Mars implies it is in seventh heaven, since no humans have ever been to Mars. The next image is of Mars with an erect penis in its upper part. This excites Earth which says, "I think we should make love without hurting your nature." Earth doesn't want humans to harm Mars, its newfound love. The next image is of both planets starting to have intercourse for the first time. Perhaps the erect penis will merge into the hairy scrotum, dance in the dark and they live happily ever after.

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Earth and Mars videoconference. Both planets are depicted as young men. Earth says, "I think my scrotal hair represents atrocities committed by United States during the Vietnam War." This signifies the U.S. military's massive aerial spraying of herbicides, called Agent Orange, tainted with a highly toxic dioxin, a long-lived chemical linked to many human health problems. Perhaps Earth tells Mars that it has become unliveable. Mars says, "I think my morning wood represents all the dreams I can't remember." Mars implies it is in seventh heaven, since no humans have ever been to Mars. The next image is of Mars with an erect penis in its upper part. This excites Earth which says, "I think we should make love without hurting your nature." Earth doesn't want humans to harm Mars, its newfound love. The next image is of both planets starting to have intercourse for the first time. Perhaps the erect penis will merge into the hairy scrotum, dance in the dark and they live happily ever after.

«Earth and Mars get it on!»

Kurzinfos

Originaltitel
Mr. Planets Make Love
Status
Released
Start
15.08.2026
Laufzeit
1 min
Originalsprache
xx
Genres
Fantasy, Komödie, Mystery, Liebesfilm, Science Fiction

Produktion & Finanzen

Produktionsfirmen
Mankind Movies
Länder
India
Sprachen
No Language
Budget
$ 1

Regie, Drehbuch, Produktion

Regie
Yahiya
Drehbuch
Yahiya
Produktion
Yahiya

Externe IDs

Trailer

Keywords

planet marsearthindependent filmgay sexgay lovegay

Darsteller

YahiyaMarsKamala KannanEarth

Crew

YahiyaProduction DesignYahiyaDirector of PhotographyKamala KannanDirector of PhotographyYahiyaDirectorYahiyaEditorYahiyaProducerYahiyaStoryYahiyaScreenplayYahiyaDialogueKamala KannanProduction DesignYahiyaProduction Illustrator

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