Film · 2008

Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn't go according to plan, and there's plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!

TMDB ★ 8 / 4 StimmenFreigabe PG-131 h 26 min
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The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn't go according to plan, and there's plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!

Kurzinfos

Originaltitel
Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Status
Released
Start
20.11.2008
Laufzeit
1 h 26 min
Originalsprache
en
Genres
Komödie

Produktion & Finanzen

Sprachen
English

Regie, Drehbuch, Produktion

Regie
Stoney Sharp, Tim Ford
Drehbuch
Joel Hodgson, Mary Jo Pehl, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff, J. Elvis Weinstein

Externe IDs

Keywords

holiday

Darsteller

Joel HodgsonHimselfTrace BeaulieuHimselfFrank ConniffHimselfMary Jo PehlHerselfJ. Elvis WeinsteinHimself

Crew

Joel HodgsonWriterStoney SharpDirectorMary Jo PehlWriterTrace BeaulieuWriterFrank ConniffWriterTim FordDirectorJ. Elvis WeinsteinWriterJoel HodgsonCreator

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